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Apr
01
The REAL Baltimore Bridge Collapse Conspiracy

The REAL Baltimore Bridge Collapse Conspiracy

A view from the first floor of New York City The other day, the container ship Dali struck a pier
6 min read
Mar
24
No Jailscraper in Chinatown

No Jailscraper in Chinatown

As a company offering tours in Chinatown, here's why we support the boycott of the Museum of Chinese
3 min read
Mar
22
Double-Connected

Double-Connected

New York and the US have two forms of immigration. A few weeks ago my friend Y and I went
3 min read
Mar
09
Untangling a Bowl of Noodles

Untangling a Bowl of Noodles

On Tuesday I went downtown to buy a guy some shoes, and failed. This is what happened after. * I wandered
3 min read
Mar
05
"Do You Have Any Shoes?"

"Do You Have Any Shoes?"

Yesterday. Wall Street. Me and a friend and fellow guide gave a tour to 25 money managers from the mid
3 min read
Feb
19
A mess of small, brightly colored cartoony skulls.

Don't Cross at the Crosswalk

Vampire Cyborgs of Manahatta * You and me are vampires. Our weird, over-built minds are drenched in jet fuel, unleaded gas
3 min read
Feb
09
Old Money Gang Signs

Old Money Gang Signs

Why It Pays to Look for Secret Messages in Art
9 min read
Feb
06
A red fastback car from the 1980s, sitting semi-abandoned in front of an abandoned building in Roscoe, New York.

You Are Only 43% Human

Wander Report: 2 Cold Nights in the Catskills Just got back from 2 nights in the Catskills with my friend
2 min read
Jan
14
Wander Alert: Old Money Gang Signs

Wander Alert: Old Money Gang Signs

Wander Alert: Old Money Gang Signs
1 min read
Jan
11
Little Wizards

Little Wizards

Wander Report - 11.1.24 * Started snowing on my LES tour the other day. I love the sound of
2 min read